As the holidays arrive & various Christmas parties & holiday cocktail hours are on the rise, certain preventative measures must be taken to promote personal safety. With that in mind, I urge everyone to please consider designating a friend to remove your phone after drinking & prevent drunk dialing & tipsy texting. If I can save 1 person from being haunted by the sketchy memories that come back after scrolling through the #s dialed & messages they wrote to various people at 2am (that pre-drink you'd never have the nerve to be so um, flirtatious), then I have done my job.
*My dear friend, you know who you are, I'm sorry for failing you last night.