So Cosmo asks: "When before sex should my guy put on the condom?"
...just before his penis makes contact with you vagina," explains Vanessa Cullins, MD.
REALLY???!!! No shit! Did they really need to consult the good doctor to come up with this mind blowing answer??!
I have officially been dumbed down for this segment of the day.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Cesar says, "ssstttttt!!!"
I watched an episode of Dog Whisperer recently that struck a chord. There was a couple who could not seem to rid their german shepherd of his habit of chasing it's tail. It was a compulsive routine for the dog.
Round and round it would go...round and round and round....until Cesar suggested they put a back pack on the dog that held water bottles. It was to give the dog a purpose Cesar said and cure his tail chasing.
I feel like that dog....chasing my tail, looking for a purpose.
I am feeling a little lost lately...like I'm not sure what my purpose is in life and wonder if I will figure this out soon.
I am a very independent woman in my 30's. That said, I feel like there are so many things that I need to be doing...helping people, traveling, falling in love with the right man....etc. Guess I need a backpack?
Round and round it would go...round and round and round....until Cesar suggested they put a back pack on the dog that held water bottles. It was to give the dog a purpose Cesar said and cure his tail chasing.
I feel like that dog....chasing my tail, looking for a purpose.
I am feeling a little lost lately...like I'm not sure what my purpose is in life and wonder if I will figure this out soon.
I am a very independent woman in my 30's. That said, I feel like there are so many things that I need to be doing...helping people, traveling, falling in love with the right man....etc. Guess I need a backpack?
Three Cats & a Tramp Stamp....
...about the 3 cats and a tramp stamp...well, someone said I had 3 cats and a tramp stamp when they described me recently. I just had to laugh....it has a nice ring to it. Love me, love my cats, love my mini body art along with it.
It does bring me to this question: Is it scary for a guy to find out that I have 3 cats? Do they automatically think that I will add a fourth? ...a fifth? I mean I guess that can be worrisome, but even I know 3 is more than enough for me.
I think there just happens to be certain stigmas attached to the 3 cat scenario:
1. Your house will smell terrible.
2. You'll get a fourth, a fifth, a sixth....!
3. They will steal your breath. (heard this first hand date, true story)
Oddly enough, my exes always want to take them in the "divorce." So I feel that my 3 boys can't be all that bad.
I just wonder if anyone else has had problems with the way people view them and their pets.
Do you have any stories about how your pets have affected your relationships?
It does bring me to this question: Is it scary for a guy to find out that I have 3 cats? Do they automatically think that I will add a fourth? ...a fifth? I mean I guess that can be worrisome, but even I know 3 is more than enough for me.
I think there just happens to be certain stigmas attached to the 3 cat scenario:
1. Your house will smell terrible.
2. You'll get a fourth, a fifth, a sixth....!
3. They will steal your breath. (heard this first hand date, true story)
Oddly enough, my exes always want to take them in the "divorce." So I feel that my 3 boys can't be all that bad.
I just wonder if anyone else has had problems with the way people view them and their pets.
Do you have any stories about how your pets have affected your relationships?
All the names have been changed...
I am "that girl." The girl who always seems to wind up with the biggest jerk, or at the very least the most unfortunate of dating stories. The ones that you end up repeating and saying, "I would have seen that coming!," or "She walks right into disaster!" or "will she eeeevvvveer learn???"
The thing is I'm trying my damndest to learn and it seems that the dating scene is like a virus where the same shit keeps happening, but finds a new and more inventive way to attack each time.
It's not that I intentionally try to find the worst guys to date, but even when I think I'm picking the "nice guy," I find only that they are putting on their best nice man mask and sneaking up on me with a hidden girlfriend or a fetish for wearing footless Spanx.
I recently told someone that I would be the best candidate for The Bachelorette. The only prerequisite being that out of 26 guys, you have the uncanny ability to pick the biggest asshole. Jillian Harris has nothing on me..but she damn sure is close! Imma ratings goldmine, bitches!!
Anyway, since these stories sometimes upset me at first, then I'm hoping writing about it will make me laugh, maybe help me learn...and possibly you'll get something out of it too.
The thing is I'm trying my damndest to learn and it seems that the dating scene is like a virus where the same shit keeps happening, but finds a new and more inventive way to attack each time.
It's not that I intentionally try to find the worst guys to date, but even when I think I'm picking the "nice guy," I find only that they are putting on their best nice man mask and sneaking up on me with a hidden girlfriend or a fetish for wearing footless Spanx.I recently told someone that I would be the best candidate for The Bachelorette. The only prerequisite being that out of 26 guys, you have the uncanny ability to pick the biggest asshole. Jillian Harris has nothing on me..but she damn sure is close! Imma ratings goldmine, bitches!!
Anyway, since these stories sometimes upset me at first, then I'm hoping writing about it will make me laugh, maybe help me learn...and possibly you'll get something out of it too.
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